im back cause im trying 2 apply 4 jobs and they all want me 2 cut my hair honestly how good of an employee am i if i cry 4ever
girls always assume ur a bad person if they’re attracted 2 u and call u totes early to yell at u over some shit u didn’t even do that transpired while u were asleep/washin ur hair/at the gym
yolowaltlauren reblogged your post: none of ur friends understanding how hard it is 2 keep new relaishes from turning sexual 2 fast and calling u a homo 4 trying 2 explain it. srsly girls just don’t know how to take a “not right now” these days what about my feelings?
case in point nobody gets it this guy has no clue what its like to have girls taking their clothes off when u come over…
some1 who understands…
pretty male: I'm havin woman problems
friend uses sarcastic voice
friend: What, that a bunch of different chicks like you or something?
pretty male: yes exactly
ur gf has a male roommate and he h8s when u come over so u cant really kick it w/her until the lease is up
girl: i dont want 2 have sex 4 a while i have really bad anxiety about bein in a relaish and i might cry or something
pretty male: that's cool
stands up, light hits hair and brings out contrast between eyes and skin tone
girl: you have to fuck me
bein scared 2 wash ur hair and blowdry it again cause u did yesterday and it looks 8/10 right now and odds are it’ll look worse afterwards especially if ur outside a lot
when no girls liked u when u were young so u assume they don’t now so u make them sad by not talking 2 them when u just don’t want 2 b a creep. then girls u thought were just ur friends and liked other guys somehow hate each other and call each other ugly and skanks and u don’t know y, y would u care if i was friends with another girl i thought all yall had crushes on skateboard guys or football players or something.
ppl thinking ur mean 4 being selective abt what kind of girls u like. girls can sit there all day saying they only like tall guys, guys with pretty eyes, guys with broad shoulders etc. it’s not my fault that I’m all of those and only like girls in between 5’3 and 5’6 with the *waves hands in hourglass motion* uggghhhhhhh!
